officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

(via fickledavid)

babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

(Source: 420dongsquad, via fickledavid)

jewliankushablancas:

goddessbracelet:

I was going to add a caption but I think it’s best to let the images speak for themselves.

this is why I need feminism

(via pissoffyoucunts)

swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

(via pissoffyoucunts)

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

(via zachsgay)

(Source: petapeta, via leif13)

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

(Source: reddit.com, via star-trek-into-my-pants)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via jenniaceworldcw)